Buddy, this whole website is an "About" page. Take a look around and make a couple educated guesses, bucko.
You know, when I first heard the term "Parasocial", my first thought was "Where do I sign up for some of that?"
If you too would like to engage in some long-distance e-fondling, the most reliable way to contact me is probably by shooting me a DM on Discord, where you can find me as @soupum.
If you want to contact me via email, that's your problem!
In all seriousness, you can contact me at soupum (at) protonmail dot com. I do actually check this, contrary to popular opinion, and it's probably the best contact method for professional inquiries.
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